May 2013
5 tags
misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
1 tag
All I want is pizza.
7 tags
buttsdotcom:
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
That awkward moment when you have a very vivid sexual dream about someone on tumblr who is very underage and very illegal :/
autumnseeds:
why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day
turngay-gethead:
this is a psa
social anxiety is:
a feeling of being judged by others, a sometimes crippling anxiety or fear of people or social situations
it is not:
being a loner and/or not having too many friends
thank you
me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi
akupitiyo:
the queer mating call is a tegan and sara song
4 tags
WatchThis was my brothers driving music yesterday. Then he tells us to roll down the windows so everyone can hear…
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
kaalashnikov:
do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety
like they just
DO THINGS
without worrying about them first
wow
1 tag
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
fuckwooper:
money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
